Bad driver PSA bumper sticker
Recently, I was driving up to Seattle with Sabrina and we witnessed the craziest drivers, borderline major accident causing style of drivers.
I thought to myself, it would be so funny if we could issue citations for people to have to report to a judge to receive a spanking. I can just imagine some Trumper having to get out of his big truck or sports car, walking up to the courthouse to receive his spanking ticket. Some people might enjoy the spanking, but then it occurred to me. The more we were driving the more ridiculous drivers on the road we were faced with. By the time we got to Seattle, I completely reconsidered my citation concept and noted that it would be far more effective if the punishment was DEATH by spanking.
I know you're reading this thinking how this is an absolutely ridiculous concept, but then again, so is being a reckless driver.